as some of u know i work in a call center...as in customer service-LAH!sometimes u tend to get irritating or more straight forward.....stooopid....customers calling in making lame complaints...There was once i got this "singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents" call...
there i was doing what i always do by being polite and saying "gooooood evening....this is alex" and she was polite in the beginnning...and yada yada...she told me her problem which was her RM10 (!!!!!) reload coupon for her 01* number was over-scratched therefore she could not see her top-up pin...i told her "MADAM singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents, you have to walk in to so-n-so center to get your new pin"....i asked for her location and she said she is in puchong...so i told her to go to the some center near by...and she say that she dont have any transport as she crawled down here to KL from singapore...so i told her to go and get a new top-up coupon to use first as replacement and keep this so that she can go to a so-n-so center when she is free....this "singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents" said that she is living very very far away from any kind of civilization and that to buy a 10 RINGGIT top up card she has to spend like 1000 RINGGIT to board a jet plane to go n get it (blardy kiasu!)
this balrdy "singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents" insisted on me helping her to top-up but i was unable to do anything u c...and being the VERY-KIND-SOUL-THAT-I-AM, i put her on hold and i then went around to ask whether is there anything i can do to help since she is begging like a dog from singapore....so i asked and then went on to answer her call again...i told her that there are no other ways but to walk in to the so-n-so center...she then said "u put me on hold so long...and now u tell me nuthing u can do????? can your blains be more FLEXIBLE AH??"...i then of course damn stunned la....starting to get pissed already i told her "i told u from the starting to do this and do that...all u can do is walk in to a so-n-so center to get your new pin"...
"singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents" got all angry and asked for my surname and i happily gave it to her....she then slammed down the phone (maybe in style)
FARK WEH....U COME MALAYSIA DONT BRING YOUR KIASUNESS COME LA....WANNA VISIT DYING PARENTS ALSO WANNA SHOW THE STOOPID KIASU AURA IN FRONT OF THEM AH?!any1 who know of this particular "singaporeanauntiecomingtomalaysiavisitingherdyingparents" please do tell her to visit and leave a message or better still contact me on my phone(if u have that is)...i will be willing to buy a TWENTY RINGGIT reload coupon for her and slap her face with it both left-and-right-and-maybe-fat-and-mostlikely-saggy cheeks.....for RM10 u question the flexibility of my brains...MA CHI BAI ah. yu come down to kl.use kl phoneline.eat kl food.sit kl toilet bowl. WANNA TALK SO MUCH. PTUI!
come to think of it i have a friend who cannot pronounce "r" properly la...hahaha...he pronounce the "r" as "w"....imagine him saying "awwlex(note:my msn nick) u are fawkin wocks la" hehehe...friend...if u ever do see this don't get angry ya....no1 will know who are u ler...
PS : i need sleep..................................................i need sweet dream......
yours handsomely,
alex
pss : i'm not that vain though..so forgive me..
psss : got alot of monkeys around my hse la...how?any1 know who to call to catch monkey?gimme the helpline....or tolfree line...or whatever line u call it.
